So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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