when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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