'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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