My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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