Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There's always time for handjobs
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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