Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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