Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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