Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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