Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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