CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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