I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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