She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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