i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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