im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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