why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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