her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So many bounce houses so little time
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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