I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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