this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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