I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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