Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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