I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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