i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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