This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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