CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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