its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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