Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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