O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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