like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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