Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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