yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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