But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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