He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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