How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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