I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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