Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Randomize
