yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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