you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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