Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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