you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
