You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Randomize
