I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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