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I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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