bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
there is glitter all over my balls
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
