I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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