YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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