wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize