Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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