Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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