So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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