i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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