You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I supernannyed him into submission
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
