It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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