goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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